I Was Wrong…

Okay, so I changed my mind…

 

In 1947, three UFOs crashed in Roswell, New Mexico. The Military recovered… erm.. one saucer-shaped craft and the bodies of three dead alien life forms and took them… somewhere or other and performed top top secret autopsies on them. The military used Russian Civilian Gasmasks which were not available til the ’70s,  and tools widely available in B and Q to perform these autopsies, which took place in a tent, lab and I’m pretty certain a train carriage too (cos the X Files is actually a hard-hitting reality TV series.) This whole operation was secretly filmed, using processes only available from the ’80s onwards, and then leaked to coincide with the release of several popular UFO related films.

Comet Conspiracy Crack-Up

Well you’ve probably heard a fair bit about Comet Elenin C/2010 X1 discovered in 2010 by Russian Astronomer Leonid Elenin. There is a fair amount of bullshit being talked about this comet, including the fact that there are the letters ELE in the name. For those of you who haven’t seen the film Deep Impact ELE in the name Elenin is supposed to stand for Extinction Level Event and according to conspiracy theorists has been incorporated into the name because the comet is coming to kill us all.

Now come on people, if there is a grand conspiracy let loose in the world they aren’t going to let things slip in what’s supposed to be the end game. They might as well have called the comet ‘A great big bastard that’s going to kill all of you little people’.