Trying To Be Misunderstood?

I consider myself to be reasonably tolorent…

:)

well, at least of most things anyway. I tolorate other peoples belief systems, for instance. After all, it not my place to go knocking on folks doors or setting up shop to try to get you to believe what I believe, is it? – and also I dislike the infringement of personal choice.
One thing that really pees me off though is when exploitation is involved, especially if the exploitation manifests at the hand of someone who professes to know better.

So, let me tell you a little bit about belief systems as I see them – Keep in mind though that I’m only sharing my opinion here…

Lets start with witches…

These fall into two distinct types. Theres the folk who feel none of the ‘established’ religions really do it for them, and take a more natural path through their lives. They tend to have a liking for sacred spaces, crystal healing, natural healing – that kind of thing. They also don’t generally refer to themselves as witches. They may have a liking for certain signs and symbols which have been associated with witchcraft – but hey – I have a liking for these kind of things too, I also own a black pointy hat, cloak, sword and several grimoires and other items that some of the folk I meet on my travels would need to resort to wearing incontinence pants to even be in the same room as them. Doesnt make me a witch..
Then theres the others. The ones that have proven to be an endless source of amusement to me.

You can generally spot them a mile off – not because of their stripy socks, pointy hats and slightly verdant pallor – but because they keep screaming ‘I’m a witch!!’ at you.
This kind of person has no concept of the Craft in the least. Yes, they’ll refer to themselves as ‘Wiccan’, and go on to tell you its the oldest religion in the world – it isnt, its about sixty years old. I do keep saying I’ll write an article on the history of Wicca but I honestly don’t think it would be very well accepted.
One lady once confided in me that she was a pagan wiccan… (I found that highly hysterical, and if I have to explain why, you wouldnt understand.) she also said that being a pagan wiccan meant that she believed in the power of spells, was a vegetarian and grew her own vegetables…

These ‘Witches’ have a tendency to feel it is necessary to tell you they are psychic, some of them have an even greater need to tell you you are psychic, and that they will help you along your path to enlightenment. They will also offer to read your tarot cards, runes, crystal chakras, auras, cast spells which will help you find the love of your life, financial stability and probably offer to take out any enemies, ghosts or demons you may have around you for good measure. Changing to their way of life, they will inform you, will leave you enlightened and more aware – and you will be too. Or at least your bank account will be…

If you are brave enough to risk the wrath of these witches – for whatever reason… cos you have some kind of religion based bad feeling against them, or even because they ripped you off – they will pretty much start screaming ‘Inquisition!’ at you. (Again, a misinformed or ignorent choice of words, inquisition is a term that covers many things – ‘Witchhunt!’ would be better.)

You may say I’m unenlightened, a religious nutter, probably even use terms like ‘witchhunter general’, inform me that my ilk has persecuted your kind for time immemorial. You’ll waffle about poor innocent women, burned at the stake… and various other claptrap you learned from poorly researched books written and sold to you hundreds of years after the event..

At this point I’m going to ask you if thousands of innocent women (and men) were burned at the stake (bearing in mind that in the UK we hung folk found guilty of witchcraft, and they really were a very small number, not thousands) Then surely if they were innocent, they werent witches at all? Were there ever any people tried who had actually ticked the boxes which meant they could be indicted as having caused death by sorcery? In effect, can the concept of Magick, outside of the stage, screen and psychology actually exist, and do they have proof?

Cos lets face it, if you are selling spells, services and the paraphenalia associated with an ancient craft practiced by INNOCENT folk who were persecuted and killed for it, and that is your ONLY proof that witchcraft exists, are’nt you breaking the UK Consumer Protection Laws?

Just Saying….

Hmmm… Not Such A (Psychic)Bad Boy Now, Eh Ian?

From The Dudley News

Psychic to spend a WEEK buried Alive

Imagine the joy, the rapture, the unabashed simulated orgasmic status on Facebook??

FINAL preparations are being put in place for a TV psychic to be buried alive for seven days on Friday in the grounds of the notoriously haunted Dudley Castle.

At this point I was both reaching for the phone, and searching for my shovel to go and give them a hand filling the hole in, but sadly, my excitement was shortlived..

Ian will be only able to communicate with the world through a live web feed and will be surviving on just four tablets a day, providing him with 2,000 calories.

WHAT??? Your going to feed him???

To coincide with the burial, a special evening of paranormal activities has been organised by Fright Nights at the Castle Hill attraction, including ghost hunts, live music, clairvoyants, mediums and street performers, with activities also set to take place throughout the week.

Tragic… please folks, take note that all this mularkey is just for entertainment. But wait…

Back in January, the News revealed how medium and exorcist Ian Lawman will be buried alive in a coffin, six feet underground, to raise funds for The Blue Lamp Foundation – which supports emergency services personnel who have been criminally injured while at work.

The Blue Lamp Foundation – I can’t reproduce their mission statement without permission, but it really is a good cause.

So, forgetting  that the Psychic Bad Boy had anything at all to do with Most Haunted, and in view of the fact that I myself am seriously claustrophobic, and the mere thought of what what he’s going to put himself through makes me want to puke, I’d just like to say this…

Nice One, Ian..

Please help Ian to raise loads of funds for this very worthy charity by visitinghis Just Giving page here > Ians Page.

Cheers :)

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