Harry Potter UFO mularky.

So the Sun are at it again. Spreading their stupidity with tales of Harry Potteresque flying Ford Anglia’s.

AMAZING footage appears to show a FLYING CAR zooming through the night sky.
The amateur clip, posted on YouTube, shows a full moon looming over the skyline of Wichita, Kansas, USA. But look in the top-right corner and you will see what appears to be a set of HEADLIGHTS zipping into the frame.

Ah Wichita, a state made up of numerous aviation facilitys, from Boeing – Raytheon and much more.

Members of online UFO groups have speculated whether it could be the enchanted Ford Anglia featured in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

The boy wizard and his pal Ron Weasley use the classic vehicle to get to Hogwarts — before they crash it into a giant magical tree.

Members of which online UFO groups exactly? Or are you talking out of your arse, cos I cant find any significant mention of this case anywhere, and i’m struggling on Youtube. Allegedly the original story appears on CNBC, I cant find that either.

And may I add, JK Rowlings tales of Harry Potter are English and set in England, before you put Hogwarts somewhere in Nebraska. American drivel!

Others say it might be time-travelling scientist Doc Brown reaching 88mph in his famous flying DeLorean. That iconic car featured in all three Back to the Future movies, with the flight capability added during a trip to 2015 in the second flick.

Your lying again aren’t you, nobody said that did they..

One UFO spotter, Jason Simms, wrote online: “This could be the prototype flying car we have all been waiting for, undergoing secret tests. Here’s hoping.”

Oddly if you view the footage completely and dont concentrate on the ‘car’ you may notice that the moon moves too. It looks like the footage has been sped up. I’d suggest its only an aircraft, nothing more, with a bit of computer basic wizardry thrown in.

(Author edit. Thanks to Bob Dezon for his analysis of the clip – ) I would say it looks like a small commercial type plane, like a cessna. The lights appear to be landing lights used on approach or takeoff. What is misleading here, is the footage is timelapse, so it looks like its moving really fast. You can see the moon rise like 5 degrees over the duration of this clip.

Jason Simms.. You sir are a twat.

As its only the Sun that seems to have this story available, and you cant acquire images or footage from the site. Here’s the linky with the footage.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3589599/Flying-car-is-caught-on-camera.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

I’m running out of people to be sorry for!

Close Encounters of the ‘Turd’ Kind… Part 2.

-and I’m still not talking with an Irish accent.

Back for another liberal dosing of  fertilizer for metaphoric rose garden that is UFOlogy is, again, The Sun..

More Lights…

taken from

http://www.goldcoastmail.com.au/story/2011/03/28/ufo-mystery-takes-choreographed-turn/

MARYBOROUGH’S UFOs made another appearance over the weekend, with a local couple witnessing up to 16 bright lights flying in geometric patterns on Friday night.

Robert Kluytenberg and Michelle Johannessen saw the objects in the sky about 10pm and originally thought it was the start of a fireworks display.

That changed when more of the lights came over the horizon and joined the original group, until there were 16 moving slowly across the sky for about 30 minutes.

The flight seemed choreographed, according to Mr Kluytenberg, as the lights formed shapes such as diamonds and squares.

One then stopped and moved away in the opposite direction to the rest…

Ooooh! Ahhh! It all sounds so exciting doesnt it??

But wait!! theres a video too..!

Oh my gosh! what could it be?? should we call Will Smith to save the world from what is quite obviously an otherworldly takeover bid??

(Thats sarcasm, by the way)

No, just look at the fourth comment down on the news report.. found it? yep – that one posted by the owner of the video… you know? the one stating that its a hoax?

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