Harry Potter UFO mularky.

So the Sun are at it again. Spreading their stupidity with tales of Harry Potteresque flying Ford Anglia’s.

AMAZING footage appears to show a FLYING CAR zooming through the night sky.
The amateur clip, posted on YouTube, shows a full moon looming over the skyline of Wichita, Kansas, USA. But look in the top-right corner and you will see what appears to be a set of HEADLIGHTS zipping into the frame.

Ah Wichita, a state made up of numerous aviation facilitys, from Boeing – Raytheon and much more.

Members of online UFO groups have speculated whether it could be the enchanted Ford Anglia featured in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

The boy wizard and his pal Ron Weasley use the classic vehicle to get to Hogwarts — before they crash it into a giant magical tree.

Members of which online UFO groups exactly? Or are you talking out of your arse, cos I cant find any significant mention of this case anywhere, and i’m struggling on Youtube. Allegedly the original story appears on CNBC, I cant find that either.

And may I add, JK Rowlings tales of Harry Potter are English and set in England, before you put Hogwarts somewhere in Nebraska. American drivel!

Others say it might be time-travelling scientist Doc Brown reaching 88mph in his famous flying DeLorean. That iconic car featured in all three Back to the Future movies, with the flight capability added during a trip to 2015 in the second flick.

Your lying again aren’t you, nobody said that did they..

One UFO spotter, Jason Simms, wrote online: “This could be the prototype flying car we have all been waiting for, undergoing secret tests. Here’s hoping.”

Oddly if you view the footage completely and dont concentrate on the ‘car’ you may notice that the moon moves too. It looks like the footage has been sped up. I’d suggest its only an aircraft, nothing more, with a bit of computer basic wizardry thrown in.

(Author edit. Thanks to Bob Dezon for his analysis of the clip – ) I would say it looks like a small commercial type plane, like a cessna. The lights appear to be landing lights used on approach or takeoff. What is misleading here, is the footage is timelapse, so it looks like its moving really fast. You can see the moon rise like 5 degrees over the duration of this clip.

Jason Simms.. You sir are a twat.

As its only the Sun that seems to have this story available, and you cant acquire images or footage from the site. Here’s the linky with the footage.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3589599/Flying-car-is-caught-on-camera.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

I’m running out of people to be sorry for!

Tasty Siberian Fried Alien Video :)

The Sun Siberian Alien Story

The lifeless ‘body’ was supposedly discovered lying in snow in the Irkutsk region of southern Siberia following reports of a UFO crash last month.

The ‘extra-terrestrial‘ appears to have suffered horrific injuries – including the loss of one limb.

Shocked villagers had told of seeing a pink and blue glowing object hurtling towards the town before the ‘alien’ was found.

Congratulations Sun Reporter,  For choosing NOT to put your name to this story…

According to the Sun report, the video had over 900,000 views from Sunday – I watched it  hours after it was first posted and discounted it as a mutilated game bird and forgot about it.

I, Am a Freemason.

I, dear readers, am a Freemason.

Shock, horror, amazement, maybe the chap who commented on a previous post of mine was right; I am the poison of the earth…. Or am I?

Who exactly are the Freemasons? For many they are a perfectly harmless group. Little more than a working men’s club, who hold meetings, swap silly handshakes, have a few drinks and go back to their day jobs, all the while, in my experience, raising money for charities and generally doing good for the community.

But for some conspiracy theorists, they are a bizarre cabal of dastardly occultists banded together to control the world. Of all the conspiracy theories, none can match the Masonic theory for sheer scale.