Tasty Siberian Fried Alien Video :)

The Sun Siberian Alien Story

The lifeless ‘body’ was supposedly discovered lying in snow in the Irkutsk region of southern Siberia following reports of a UFO crash last month.

The ‘extra-terrestrial‘ appears to have suffered horrific injuries – including the loss of one limb.

Shocked villagers had told of seeing a pink and blue glowing object hurtling towards the town before the ‘alien’ was found.

Congratulations Sun Reporter,  For choosing NOT to put your name to this story…

According to the Sun report, the video had over 900,000 views from Sunday – I watched it  hours after it was first posted and discounted it as a mutilated game bird and forgot about it.

I Was Wrong…

Okay, so I changed my mind…

In 1947, three UFOs crashed in Roswell, New Mexico. The Military recovered… erm.. one saucer-shaped craft and the bodies of three dead alien life forms and took them… somewhere or other and performed top top secret autopsies on them. The military used Russian Civilian Gasmasks which were not available til the ’70s,  and tools widely available in B and Q to perform these autopsies, which took place in a tent, lab and I’m pretty certain a train carriage too (cos the X Files is actually a hard-hitting reality TV series.) This whole operation was secretly filmed, using processes only available from the ’80s onwards, and then leaked to coincide with the release of several popular UFO related films.

Close Encounters of the ‘Turd’ Kind… Part 2.

-and I’m still not talking with an Irish accent.

Back for another liberal dosing of  fertilizer for metaphoric rose garden that is UFOlogy is, again, The Sun..