Tasty Siberian Fried Alien Video :)

The Sun Siberian Alien Story

The lifeless ‘body’ was supposedly discovered lying in snow in the Irkutsk region of southern Siberia following reports of a UFO crash last month.

The ‘extra-terrestrial‘ appears to have suffered horrific injuries – including the loss of one limb.

Shocked villagers had told of seeing a pink and blue glowing object hurtling towards the town before the ‘alien’ was found.

Congratulations Sun Reporter,  For choosing NOT to put your name to this story…

According to the Sun report, the video had over 900,000 views from Sunday – I watched it  hours after it was first posted and discounted it as a mutilated game bird and forgot about it.

Meanwhile back in Russia, the editor of the local newspaper had become concerned that the body was of a child and alerted local authorities – not the local authorities that The Sun talk about, you know? the ones they forgot to say had earlier informed the public that the ‘UFOs‘ they kept reporting were actually flashes from the bomb testing site in the same area?

The authorities then quickly identified the cameraman who shot the footage of the dead thing and went to his house. The man panicked, and showed them his ‘alien’, made of chicken stuffed with bread and lovingly decorated with alien coloured paint – yummy!

The guy who made the video has been scolded for his joke – its not illegal to fake alien bodies and film them, and I presume he will be getting a call from one of the major special effects companies pretty soon.

Meanwhile, a whole new conspiracy theory seems set to break out on whether the chicken story is just a cover up… Doh!

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